# I can fix that

Don't have a spoon?  I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?  I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet?  I can fix that!

No bottle opener?  I can fix that!

Room too dark?  I can fix that!
Electrical problem?  I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?  I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix that!
No ice chest?  I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen?  I can fix that!

Satellite goes out in the rain?  I can fix that!
No stove to heat water for coffee or tea?  I can fix that!
Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix that!
Display rack falling over?  I can fix that!
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Desk overloaded?  I can fix that!
Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?  I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?  I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?  I can fix that!
No skatepark in town?  I can fix that!

(contributed to Woz by Edward Ticktin)