Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!
No bottle opener? I can fix that!
Room too dark? I can fix that!

Electrical problem? I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!

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Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!
(contributed to Woz by Edward Ticktin)